HeartGold/SoulSilver CHANGE LIST

Spoiler:

My reactions, one by one.

- all gym leaders colors have been altered
Cool. [rage level = -10%]

- Whitney has been replaced completely by a fashion queen woman
Thank God. That whiney bitch. [rage level = -14%]

- Sabrina has been replaced by one of the random psychic trainers in her gym
Wait what? Sabrina was cool...oh well. [rage level = 4%]

- Misty has been replaced a male water trainer
No...why? That doesn't even make sense... [rage level = 11%]

- no apricorns
WHAT!? [rage level = 20%]

- no headbutting
God dammit, I hate slathering honey. [rage level = 23%]

- Red Gyarados has been removed to prevent shiny prevalence
FUCK YOU, GAMEFREAK [rage level = 60%]

- Red has been replaced by Jaun from Gen 3
O____O [rage level = 100%]

- Slowpoke tails are gone, due to suggestion of violence
O____O [rage level = 130%]

- Lucarios are everywhere to appeal to people who started with D/P
FUCK YOU, FURRIES [rage level = 166%]


- magic Pichu has completely taken Celebi's place
GET THE FUCK OUT, NINTENDO. [rage level = 192%]

- Gold's hat is no longer backwards
[rage level = 255%]

- Phone is unusable, only can text to appeal to young teens of this era
[rage level = 511%]


NEEDLESS TO SAY I JUST GOT DONE SUICIDE BOMBING NINTENDO.

But Lucario has the aura! He was totally rad in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, an exciting game I played, and I now desire this Heart Gold game!

Eh, none of those actually sound gamebreaking. If I ever grab a DS, I'll pick it up.

Now, MY reactions, one by one.

- all gym leaders colors have been altered
I find this highly unnecessary. [rage level = -19%]

- Whitney has been replaced completely by a fashion queen woman
...I liked Whitney. WHAT THE FU? [rage level = -44%]

- Sabrina has been replaced by one of the random psychic trainers in her gym
NO YOU FAGGOTS. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH KANTO GYM LEADERS. [rage level = 96%]

- Misty has been replaced a male water trainer
NO NO NO NO NO. THAT RUINS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE END OF THE GAME FUCKK FUCK YOU. [rage level = 666%]

- no apricorns
I WILL RAPE YOU MAGGOT. [rage level = 69%]

- no headbutting
NO HONEY NO HOW[rage level = 777%] HOLY RAGE

- Red Gyarados has been removed to prevent shiny prevalence
SHINY PREVALENCE? IT'S A FUCKING RED GYARADOS. EVERYONE WILL KNOW.[rage level = 500%]

- Red has been replaced by Jaun from Gen 3
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU'RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD [rage level = 9999%]

- Slowpoke tails are gone, due to suggestion of violence
I THOUGHT WE WERE UNDER THE AGREEMENT THAT THEY FELL OFF [rage level = 10,000%]

- Lucarios are everywhere to appeal to people who started with D/P
FUCK THAT FAGGOT BITCH GOD SHITTING DAMMNIT MILLION NIGGER [rage level = 823.222222%]


- magic Pichu has completely taken Celebi's place
WHATTHEFUCKISAMAGICPICHU? FUCK YOU NINTENDO, FUCK YOU GAME FREAK YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART GOD SHIT [rage level = 92,100%]

- Gold's hat is no longer backwards
.....no words can.... just.... just.... .why........ *sob* [rage level = 8hundredtrillion0000billion43443%]

- Phone is unusable, only can text to appeal to young teens of this era
NINTENDO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKING FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLE RAGE DESTRUCTIOIN FAGGOT SHIT BLOOD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ORIFICES I WILL DESTROY YOU SO FUCKING HARD AND THEN I'M GONNA MONSTER MASH DO THE FUCING MONSTER MASH ITS A DOG NMAD GRAVEYARD FIST FUCK FAGGOTS.[rage level = 49320978,1212224,3,235253453,45356246537634586647846,87,6,35.7,34.65,43.56,4.6,.45,5624/.67246245,6m245/.ywrhldhragjadfadjgang/aertqeuyp0587rwuy[e'rughjdf;pd98-980%]

i just pissed myself loling at that matt

thanks

looks like you were wrong about many things, davis!

Gold's hat:


Slowpoke well, where they cut off slowpoke tales!:


plus /v/ has never heard of the shit about color changes/Misty replaced/Red replaced, and they've got 18 HG/SS threads going right now, so i don't think the others are true either.

Yep, I'm glad I was trolled by /v/ for once.