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House

One day, House was walk into his House.

"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.

Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!

"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!!!!!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.

"But is House House!" say House.

"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.

And no more House House.
"But my House House!!!" say House, as a not House House.

But Time Paradox would not return House House.

"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.

House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.

"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.

"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.
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Fire eblem part 1; THE FIRE SWORDS

Chaptar oNe

Ike had the ire emblemed and was hasings a good day ruling his kingdom the sun was full of light as was his heart

Peoples are happy and good and everything is good and full of peaceful said ike to his mom as he played ecksbawks with his friend named sean

BUT THEN
a dark thing likke a shadow had come to the sky with fire and noise
GIVE ME THE EBNLEM said the Darkness with rage and hate

NOT TILL I HAVE DEFEATED YOU IN WAR BATTLE AND NOT EVEN THEN sed Ike as he plled out his sword that was on fire and smoking but not like cigarettes like fires that arnt cigates
The dark tried use BAD MAGIC but ike used his sword to refglect to the side and did a flip and used pumch on dark
HOW DARE YOU IKE I KILL YOR MOM
And the dark thing that was attacking Imke atacked his mom with fierea and pain till she was dead
No mom that not hppen! said ike and made to cry but didnt when he did
A firey thing of burn came out of ike in a hazy field that was burning and not smokey at all
You will pay for killing mom and being a dark man of fire and death when I use the power of the fire eblemb to defeat you once and for asll! said Ike
And he used emblem to become like fire tordand and threw the dark mam into the sun
I RETURN TO KILL YOU IKE AND MAKE THAT WHICH PAIN IS screamed the man as he was blowing to smokey dust on sun
Ike was happy and sad that mom was dead but had to go on as was duty as FIRE EMBLEMB HOLDING MAN

This is stupid as fuck, why do you even write?

this is hilarious. keep up the good work.

Trevlac wrote:This is stupid as fuck, why do you even write?

For fun.

And to piss you off, nigga

You failed.

Trevlac wrote:You failed.

Our Intelligence has been captured!

Seben-fity sixth lifes 4: Twelveteen to Distraction!!11!!

JACOBB FREEMAN, who was John Freemsan's cusin twice removed, was coming from his school on day to get to the mall to go to his job as the mall cop man and keep the tweenagers from making violence with old people's stuff.
On his way he saw BAD TEENS who were tough and full of mad and cruel.

OLD WOMAN HUR HUR they said and made theyr fists go on her with hits. And the old woman sed Why do you that which me cause to fel the pain of being hit by teens and have sad for the sufferIng!

But JACOB FREEMAN yell NO and pointed to teens with his face getting angry and said loud yet quiet You have mo right to make that kind of action to someone so old and helpless try to do that with someone of theat ssame strength as me but not even then as you will be BEATED!
You don't tell us what do! shouted the BAD TEENS and pulled out knives

BUT THEN

A headcrabs fell from the twees and landed on the BAD TEENS and the bad teens became ZOMBIS!
HA HA WE ARE ZOMBI! said the zombies and they came at Jacob Freeman, but he didn;t have no fear of them!
He pulled out his wepon from his weapon hiding spot with a ast and fired many bullets at them as he jumped in theair with old woman holding on for deer life.

OH MY THIS EXITING! she shracked at people.
OW BULLITS! sed Zombis as he was shooting them
But they were too tough and oneo f them hit jacob freeman wi a barrel of fuel and he was on fire
HA HA he yelled even thoug in pain so they see he wasn't but he was really

And used the fire on him to set the zombis on fire and the old woman was burned and ded but he couldn't let that bother him none of it.
BURN YOUZOMBI@! yelled jaboc freeman as zombies burned

OW THE BURNING MAKES US TO DEAD sas the zombies and they dead!

I WON! Said Jacob and he mde his happyt dance as peeples cheered him because he was so cool.

BUT SUDENLYS!

.....to be continued?

Thanks I could help BRO!