My Life is Twilight

Just like My Life is Average, Twitards decided to make their own site. Here's a doozy.

Today me and friend decided that instead of saying "lets go hang out", we will now say "Lets go sparkling!". We are three mostly heterosexual manly men. MLIT

I AM RAGING

Today, I went to buy a car. It was the same one that Kurt Cobain drove, but then i didn't buy it because it's the same one Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. MLIT.

I AM A STUPID ATTENTIONWHORING FAGGOT WHO LIKES TO STICK PIZZA CRUSTS UP HIS BUTT TO PISS HIS MOM OFF. MLIT.

God dammit I lolled so hard