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If you havin' game problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
I got fanboy trolls on my red ring woes.
Ballmer tryin to make sure my casket's closed.
CoD kids chillin' with their college bros
I'm on PSN stupid, no fucking 12 year olds
If you could wake slaughtering gods as Kratos
You'd be celebrating the minute you had rumble controls
I'm like fuck Bill Gates you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my DRM, you can press download
I got beef with little kids 'cause I don't play Halo
They can't watch Blu Ray, I don't give a shit SO
Real gamers can play my black ass
Without Microsoft filling up the games with ads, fuckers
No failure rate like Xbox has
Do you understand the quality that Sony has
You can play all night without bricking me son
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one
Play me
The year is 2005 and I'm in Walmart
On the fucking shelf what should you put in the cart
You got two choices y'all PS3 or
Get the Xbox RROD before you walk out the store
Now you tryin' to get games and movies to play
Not spend $30 shipping to get your system replaced
Yet you...pick up the Xbox to go
Cashier says "Son do you know what I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm dumb and my voice ain't low?
Do I look older than 12 Mr, I don't know
Do you want my money or should I guess some mo'?
"Well if you want a full console you need $150 mo'"
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
I got fanboy trolls on my red ring woes.
Ballmer tryin to make sure my casket's closed.
CoD kids chillin' with their college bros
I'm on PSN stupid, no fucking 12 year olds
If you could wake slaughtering gods as Kratos
You'd be celebrating the minute you had rumble controls
I'm like fuck Bill Gates you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my DRM, you can press download
I got beef with little kids 'cause I don't play Halo
They can't watch Blu Ray, I don't give a shit SO
Real gamers can play my black ass
Without Microsoft filling up the games with ads, fuckers
No failure rate like Xbox has
Do you understand the quality that Sony has
You can play all night without bricking me son
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one
Play me
The year is 2005 and I'm in Walmart
On the fucking shelf what should you put in the cart
You got two choices y'all PS3 or
Get the Xbox RROD before you walk out the store
Now you tryin' to get games and movies to play
Not spend $30 shipping to get your system replaced
Yet you...pick up the Xbox to go
Cashier says "Son do you know what I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm dumb and my voice ain't low?
Do I look older than 12 Mr, I don't know
Do you want my money or should I guess some mo'?
"Well if you want a full console you need $150 mo'"