PRESIDENTIAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

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God dammit, Roberts you fuckfail Chief Justice I swear to dicks. If you're administering the Presidential Oath, DON'T FUCK IT UP. Obama knew you fucked it up, asshole. Don't fucking pause and then interrupt him. Don't put the word in the wrong spot and then when Obama pauses to let you correct yourself, say nothing.

You giant ass. He knew the oath back to front but you, Roberts, you fuckfail.

its a conspiracy by the new world order

I only just found out it was Roberts' mistake now, wow, that's pretty pathetic.

No, what's pathetic is that I feel like I'm the only one who caught that without being told. Does no American know the fucking oath?

Fuck Obama being sworn in was all over my school. I couldn't write a CCT without it going on in the background.

And to be honest, I'm a little relieved he didn't get shot.

I watched his walk going "Please don't get sniped please don't get sniped please don't get sniped"

You know, I was talking to one of my friends about this and he was expecting it. In fact, he thought that one of the sniper guards watching would be the one who would do it.

I was also kind of expecting him to shed his flesh and Jesus would pop out. Or Satan... iunno who was more expected.


also I lolled.

Trevlac wrote:I watched his walk going "Please don't get sniped please don't get sniped please don't get sniped"

that's the fifth time i've heard this today.

and i would've been the exact same had i been able to actually watch it.

Whole time I was EXPECTING him to get shot. I even went so far as to plan how I'd react emotionally. And I understood how people must have felt when JFK was shot. Then my mind drifted to how I'd feel about him getting shot compared to the World Trade Center attack, which I didn't give a single shit about.

I wondered why I could not give a shit about thousands versus one person. Don't have a reason yet but perhaps it was because too many people made a big fucking deal about it.

\Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

I was worried too. I half-expected his head to just explode in a cloud of red mist at the end of the speeck, and then I'd be emotionally distraught and like, furious and ashamed of America...

Oh, have you guys seen what absolute COWARDS the Republicans are? Pissing and moaning about not wanting detainees from Gitmo in their states...
YOU
MAKE
ME
SICK!!!!!1

You'll send thousands to die in war, but the minute a risk comes anywhere near you, you turn as yellow as a DAFFODIL COVERED IN MUSTARD RIDING A SCHOOLBUS WITH SEVERE JAUNDICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, for one, volunteer Oklahoma as a site that will take detainees. Because I'm willing to actually LIVE by our ancient saying.


LIVE
FREE
OR
DIE!

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD

LIVE BRUCE OR DIE WILLIS

I'm pretty sure Obama's an X-Men.

Daemon wrote:I'm pretty sure Obama's an X-Men.

Oh why did I lol?

A George Carlin concert? That's inhuman.

I remember his suggestion for that.

Toothpick wrote:I, for one, volunteer Oklahoma as a site that will take detainees. Because I'm willing to actually LIVE by our ancient saying.


LIVE
FREE
OR
DIE!

You realize that's New Hampshire's saying. Oklahoma's is "Work Conquers All"

Which is pretty gay.

Can I get sum "Arbeit Macht Frei" up in here?

Lame motto is lame.

That Carlin routine is hysterical.
Poor junkies, lol.
I'd watch that show. Covered in butter and vegetable oil, with an inflatable walrus and 7 mayonnaise covered Indians with paintbrushes and copies of the Quaran in Pig Latin.

Oklahoma has a shitty Auschwitz motto.