So, from first to last, the characters we came up with, whether or not they'll be in the final game, and the powers (if any) we thought up during a drive around town. If the character's player two sprite will be different aside from a costume change it'll be listed under player two.
* = unlockable
Matt
Savate fighting style, coffee drink attack to regain hp, ranged attack throwing flaming babies, massive penis slap attack.
Alven
DK fighting style, coffee drink to regain hp, knee slide attack.
Kurt Cobain
*Barrack Obama
*Jesus riding a raptor with machine gun arms boss
Walmat greeter
Zanitor the Janitor
John Lennon
*a gun
can only shoot and float around, bullets do massive damage.
John F Kennedy
*the Burger King
*Afro Anon
Stza Crack
*Sam and Johnny Rotten
*Hunter S Thompson with Dr. Gonzo
*Mario that pulls his cock out to win
Mario cannot move and only has one attack. His attack involves whipping out his penis and it kills the opponent in one blow.
the Easy Co. guy with a cane
This one has a rather unamusing story involving ecstasy and driving to catch the sunrise.
Thomas Bangalter
Torn clothes rape victim
can't do anything, just lays there and weeps.
the giant midget
a regular guy.
*Doug Funny
Doug Funny, but his player two costume is buff and has shredded clothes and a massive erection in his pants.
*a bus
a la the Street Fighter minigame where you beat up a bus, BUT IT'S BACK FOR REVENGE.
*mr. coffee
all of our adventures usually involve lots of both of these things, so we felt it apt to put our addictions in as anthropomorphic mayhem makers.
Samuel L Jackson with a migrain
*Ultimate Banana boss
Y'know the banana game where you call banana when you see yellow cars while riding in a vehicle? well, the way we play it has different rules. One of which is being able to win ultimate banana by seeing a yellow, banana shaped vehicle. if one calls ultimate banana they win all games of banana but lose the immunity if they mis-call a banana. this character is the physical embodiment of that.
Poketrainer sans Pokemon
It's the Poketrainer but somewhere along the way he's had his pokemon stolen! Now the only things he has left to defend himself are rocks, bait, and pokeballs. How will he survive? Tune in next time and find out!
*The Biggest Douche in the Universe boss
basically a giant, blood-thirsty douche.
Totoro
*a Series of Pig characters
We have a pig-related inside joke. This is several different characters with different attributes and attacks named pig.
*MissingNo.
a glitchy monster thing whose sprites are all malformed and blocky. Can perform two different, identical water gun attacks and sky attack.
*Pikaman
anthropomorphic pikachu
a jew
a jew
*the Pringles Giraffe
a giraffe with the pringles guy for a head
a d20
a rolling d20.
the weeaboo
a skinny nerd dressed up as ryu with useless attacks. kamayamaya, hadouken and shoryuken
*Timmy
a weeaboo friend of ours. he's fat but deceivingly quick on his feet.
buddy holly
Guitar wielding avengers.
George Carlin
*the Corpse of Heath Ledger
hangs from wires, controlled by Heath Ledger fangirls like a marionette
*a Grue
*Cthulhu
Does anybody have any more ideas? Perhaps for attacks for characters without them or additional suggestions? I'm willing to put in about anything that sounds funny. Also; I need ideas for level designs.