I'm just about sick...

I'm just about sick of stupid mother fuckers who cook with wine and beer. Fuck you, all of you. Nothing is more gross than biting into a home made pizza only to be overwhelmed with the disgusting taste of wine saturating every pore of the sauce. Nothing is more puke-inducing than going to a fondue place with your girl and watching that bitch waitress add way too much beer to the cheese dip, then when you taste it, it's no longer cheese, it's just thick beer. Or going to a food place and ordering chicken strips that are battered in, you fucking guessed it, a thousand gallons of beer.

I'm just about sick of that shit. Fuck all of you stupid fucking cunts who do this shit. These are the nastiest beverages on earth, only alcoholics drink this shit because it "tastes good". The rest of you freely admit you drink it to get smashed. So if you "cook out" the shit that gets you smashed, you're left with SHIT ASS FUCK PUKE DEATH tasting food. And since I don't like getting smashed OR SHIT ASS FUCK PUKE DEATH tasting food, DON'T FUCKING USE IT EVER YOU CUNTBAGS OF SHITGOBBLING NIGGERSHIPS.

All day I was looking forward to a delicious homemade pizza, the kind my stepdad always makes, but this time what I got was a soggy brick of wine. Fuck that. I'm going to go make myself a grilled cheese or something goddam.

Now I'm sleepy because I raged.

dude I wish I had a pizza but not one made with wine.

Those were exactly my thoughts at the time.

What else do hillbillies have to cook with? They don't know about spices and herbs. It's best to cook with what you know.

But in all seriousness, if you cook something right with alcohol it shouldn't taste like someone dipped your pizza in a god damn Budweiser. It should have a HINT of the taste, kind of like smoking a ham. Instead to tasting the hint of smoke you should taste the hint of alcohol.

Did I not just fucking say the point is there should be NO taste of alcohol? That shit is disgusting on so many levels. Think before you 'tard, Cody.

I had the idea in my mind that cooking a Beer Can Chicken involved alcohol. Nope, just a can. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

I agree with Cody. It can taste good if done right. I had some beer battered fish the other day that had far too much beer taste, but if done correct it gives it a sweetish flavor that's pleasing.

The pizza you had, was the beer in the pizza sauce?

Wine, faggot. Learn to read. Yes it was.

apparently, their is wine wherein you can't taste the alcohol at all. i am surprised that this is not more commonly used.

A friend of my father's was over recently, and my dad got a box of chocolates out. Everyone had one. It was only in the morning that my parents read the label on the box and realized there was alcohol in them.

oh and also i think my salami has traces of wine in it or something but i have to say it is delicious

Well no wonder it was gross to you! Wine in pizza sauce? Beer cheese? WTF.

Alcohol is in my opinion only to be used in glazes or reductions.

Also, wine and beer taste good, but not the mass marketed shit. If you can get your hands on any of the beers from Unibroue, you'll know what I mean.

No I won't, I think you forget who I am.

I didn't forget. I often say "you" when I mean "one." It's a pity that wine and beer are alcoholic, because the good stuff is yummy. But then again, sparkling grape juice is always nice if you don't drink.

Am I the only one here who's not afraid to say "I enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages. It tastes good and being drunk is fun and fuck you I won't change"?

You fucking ninnies (Davis not included) are acting like you don't. You do. Admit it.

Like Ordin, I'm also the only one here who's not too pussy to admit something; he hates the shit and everything about it. The rest of you here who hate it yet half-heartedly defend it are acting like you don't.

ppft, everyone knows I'm a horrible fucking wino.

I'll admit it, it's pretty good stuff.

If you ever get even faintly curious about alcohol due to brain damage or a profound mental breakdown, Davis, which is the only way you'd ever do this, you should try port. Apparently it's very sweet and you'd only need to drink a bit to get wizzasted.

Rock the 40 oz.


Bitches.

http://www.bakonvodka.com/

80 proof bitches

not that i like this sort of thing

Look, if I wanted to get wasted, I'd glug NyQuil. IT'S THE MOONSHINE OF MEDICINE (180-proof)

That's 90% alcohol or something, wow.

I prefer to stick to a good Alexander Kieth...

Trevlac wrote:Look, if I wanted to get wasted, I'd glug NyQuil. IT'S THE MOONSHINE OF MEDICINE (180-proof)

You won't be drunk, you'll be tripping on DXM. It's called a robotrip, BOTHER.

Daius wrote:Alexander Kieth...

Surely you jest, sir!

Actually, it's just a Lewis Black joke. NyQuil contains 10% alcohol.