let's play it! i'll be the referee. everyone takes their turn and rolls the necessary dice per their actions. i'll keep track of the game board and post it in an uncanny rendition of a roguelike, equipment, monsters, and such things that are necessary of a ref. the rest of you will mull around in a randomly generated dungeon until everyone is dead or kills themselves through inactivity. once that happens we'll tally up all the points and the winner will be awarded the title of "MASTER OF THE FA ROGUELIKE" which is more like a reason to be mocked than anything.
I will also be throwing in all the random bullshit I can think of for lulz, maybe it be nonsense, enemies, or nonsense enemies. it may not be in the rules, but by christ, it'll be randomly generated.
So who's in?! name and roll your character so we can get started, you hoopleheads.
Rules: if this game gets underway, you must post every time you login to FA. if you do not post you will be left where you stand for a Grue to eat you, and the other players will go along whilst you snooze. every day you don't post increases the chance of you being eaten by a grue by 10% until you inevitably die or we get sick of your flaky ass and you die anyway.
the other players will be able to grab your shit and defile your corpse any way they want, unless the grue eats everything.